The Summer of Buster

What a great summer, I`ve had a blast. Laying around in the air conditioning all day and out howling with my peeps about every night. We`d all meet up after sundown and cruise the neighborhood looking for action. Slinkiest bunch of tomcats in two counties. We especially enjoyed harrassing dogs on a chain, stupid creatures would nearly break their necks chasing us. They never did learn how long their chains were, we`d take turns being the chased while the rest watched. We laughed and laughed.

Most fun I ever had without a pussy cat around. We had big fun cavorting with them too. I`m the only one in the gang shootin` blanks, but I was the most popular cat with the kitties. The toms liked to say" He can`t cut the mustard, but that cat can sure lick the jar." Then we`d all laugh and spray some trees. I had one awesome birthday party this summer too, every cat in the county attended, the Bozo cooked chicken on the grill and cracked open a keg. We played games and watched the fireworks. Lot of cats brought bags of catnip, we`d roll around in it and grin. Some cats would get a whiff and run like their tales were on fire. Then just all of a sudden stop dead in their tracks and look around like they didn`t know were they were. It was all big fun, we laughed and laughed. There was plenty of cavorting with the pussy cats out in the yard too. There was a white one with big blue eyes named Snowball, she was practically snorting the catnip. She was a wild one, every tom at the party had a go at her before the bash was over. My guess is that by the end of August there`s going to be little kitty cats all over the place. As for me, I`m getting out of town before the humans find out and breakout the brooms. You can bet there`s gonna` be some tomcats running for cover. No one knows yet, even the Bozo, that this bloggin`cat will be in Vegas by then. My agent emailed me last week, she`s got a gig for me on the strip, top billing she says. She`s flying out on the 15th to pick me up, I`m looking forward to it too, get away from Bozo for a month or two. We`ll be staying at the Luxor and she says we`ll share a suite since the Bozo won`t be along this trip. I`ve been hoping for this for a long time, she`s real pretty, soft and smells good too. She gives great head rub and the belly scratching is mind blowing. I`ll try to post again before then, should know more about this gig too.