Friday, March 24, 2006

Poontang

I`m back, Bozo changed the password on me after Christmas ,threats of permanent sleepytown or a "catloss diet". Don`t let his benign blog ramblings mislead you, this is one scary clown here. Been trying every password that I thought this mental giant might come up with, hit on "poontang" this morning, it`s somewhat of an embaressment to me that it took this long. Living here at Damnfarm these last 3 years, depending on this clown for my very sustinance, not to mention headrubs and belly scratchings, has damaged my tomcat personna permanently. It`s pretty much over for me, I`m totally addicted to headrubs and no one cares, in fact many think it`s "cute". Don`t let this happen to you,sure it`s great at first, headrub and a "good kitty" in a soft voice then next thing you know you`re rubbing the pant legs of any Bozo with a can opener. Those of us who have had the misfortune to fall into this trap are powerless to help, but we are all with you in spirit. Cat Power{clinched paws held high}. I`ll do what I can and all over America kittys will rise up from sofas from sea to shining sea. I have a dream that one day a cat will be chosen as a pet, not by the color of his coat but the lovableness of his caracter. Little girls picking out kitty cats world wide must be educated or have their little arms scratched.